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Now I have a few questions for the uncles at Hizbul. Firstly, how on earth can you "defame" a militant???? The reason you're called a militant is because you murder men, women and children in cold-blood. So if your daily routine involves plotting and executing bloodshed how can any killing be a conspiracy to defame you??? Trust me Hizbul uncle, we don't think that there is any depth that you can sink to which might tarnish your impeccable reputation. In fact if anything something that might muddy your bloodthirsty image would be if you gave up terrorism!
My second question is regarding the theory that all this is a big "conspiracy". The article quotes the Hizbul as saying that "the attack was staged to downplay the successful strikes of militants in the past few days". I presume that the Hizbul feels that this heinous plot could only have been hatched by the Indian Government. In fact I believe that if you use the Right to Information Act and demand the transcripts of the last meeting between our Prime Minister, Defense Minister and Head of RAW you can expose this conspiracy.
I'm quite sure that the transcripts will read something like this:
RAW-Head: Intelligence reports suggests that the militants are planning to conduct a number of terrorist attack during the PM's round-table conference.
PM: Hmmmm..This does not sound good guys. We need to do something.
DM: I concur. Terrorist attacks make us look bad.
PM: Yes I have to go through the entire routine again and again. Read the same old condolence message and then say that some vested interests are trying to sabotage the peace process. We need to discredit these militants.
RAW-Head: I got the perfect idea!!!! Since there are many terrorist attacks plans why don't we go along with the general theme. Lets shaft these guys by carrying out our own terrorist attacks. That will totally fox them. In fact lets lob a few grenades into a bus carrying tourists. That'll make us look really good and will totally downplay the 10 other successful strikes.
In conclusion I have just one thing to say. Hizbul you're a bunch of IDIOTS!!!!
