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- Why do so many Indian men hold hands and walk, talk, just stand around?
- Why do people clap when watching a cricket match from the street looking into an electronics store?
- Why do people watch hit movies 20-30 times in the theatre?
- Why do we insist driving on the right side of the highway at 23 km/h?
- Why do rickshaw drivers in Bombay always park their dicks...ricks...at the corner of a turn, making it impossible for people making the turn to see what is round the corner?
- Why do we beat up people when they get into a car accident?
- Why do we beat up people when they get into a car accident and the beaters have nothing to do with the accident?
- Why do Indian men scratch their privates in public?
- Why do the back of all trucks say "Horn OK Please"? What would be the implication of a law that banned this phrase? Would it lead to chaos on the highways?
- Why do Indian men evetease girls? Would i get action from a strange girl walking on the street if i told her in the most sleaziest of tones that she has a wild body?
- Why do we wear tight jeans and tight full sleeve shirts/tops/tshirts when the average temperature in this country for most part of the year is 200 degree celcius?
- Why do we stare at foreigners?
- Why do we buy flowers for our Gods, garland them and then throw the plastic bag in which the flowers were carried and the agarbatti box right outside the temple?
- Why do we define a weekend getaway during the monsoons as renting a Sumo, heading to a waterfall, getting drunk and singing and dancing under the waterfall in our underwear? Mind you, a LOT of people do this. I have seen it.
- Why are most sins forgivable and over-looked but eating beef is sacriligious?
- Why do we have "dry" days?
