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Politics
Politicians around the world are corrupt. This we all know. But because of severe bouts of PBP, our politicians insist on hanging around until their late 80s to prove they still have the vigor of a 22 year old. Also, they are so focused on climbing a metaphorical pole that they cannot seem to reach any point in their sad lives to actually make a difference.
"I need another 1000 crores to be more powerful than the next guy", "I need more goons than the next guy". "I need to show him whose penis is bigger".
Corporate Life
This most of us see all the time. "If i am paying, then by default my penis is bigger than yours". It does not matter that in return you are giving me unimportant intangibles such as skill, talent, hard work, commitment, experience, a product/service that I need, etc, etc.
"As it has been established that my penis is bigger than yours, i will now commence to be an ass and treat you like the pharaohs treated the pyramid building slaves".
Corporate Slaves Strain
The slaves have strains of the virus that spreads amongst their species - "My penis is bigger than yours as for the last 14 and a half years i have never cashed in a single paid holiday and i never leave office before 10 pm". "My penis is bigger than yours as i can work weekends in a row and still love my job".
Roads
"My penis is bigger than yours, so i can drive as i please". "My penis is bigger than yours so i can drive on whichever side of the road i want, park where i want, stop where i want, piss where i want, etc etc".
Thanks to PBP, we suffer double-parking, cutting lanes, breaking signals, driving on the footpath, clogging intersections with no signals, drinking and driving, hit and runs, head-on collisions on highways, etc etc.
Social Life
Here we invert the PBP disease, but as you can see, the end result is the same....PBP !
"If you have only 7 drinks, your penis is smaller than mine, as i can have 9, then drive home and have sex with my unwilling wife". "If you cannot 42 gulab jamuns in one sitting, your penis is smaller than mine". "If you are unwilling to race me on the highway, your penis is smaller than mine".
"If you have not been to xyz pub, your penis is smaller than mine, as i have been there, that too in the VIP section although it cost us Rs 15k for every 10 minutes."
Weddings
"My penis is bigger than yours cause i spent Rs. 19 lacs on my kids wedding". "My penis is bigger than yours as i had a new Rs. 50k outfit for all 24 ceremonies of the wedding". "My penis is bigger than yours as we gave the groom a bungalow and a BMW and Rs 5 crore in cash as dowry....i mean gifts".
I could go on and on and on....but i think you get the point. Look around you and you will see the PBP virus everywhere. It is extremely contagious and deadly. "But i have a spiritual guru who consults Bollywood and Hollywood stars, so......."
